Clence

The silliest of Billies, an absolute goon of the highest order.
Someone who is foolish or dumb

Max is such a clence! He dropped his spaghetti in the toaster again.

by Mischief.brewed October 13, 2021

Clenching Chowder

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

by JMUK July 17, 2012

Butt Clencher

A suspenseful situation, typically referring to a TV show, movie, or book.

The season finale of The Walking Dead was a major Butt Clencher!

by madambluhhh April 13, 2015

The Clench

Jaw clenching caused as a side-effect of consuming LSD. Generally not dangerous. Treated by staying hydrated and exercising the mouth. Nothing to worry about as worrying can cause a bad trip.

Luke: You just gotta watch out for The Clench
A.J. (On LSD): The Clench? Wtf is that?
Luke: You don't know about The Clench man? That shit will lock your mouth shut!

by deadheadkid92 August 10, 2010

Stench Clench

The act of catching a shart before it touches cloth, by tightly clenching one's buttocks to contain the inadvertently expelled matter. A successful stench clench, followed by an immediate stealthy bathroom visit, can save one from the ignominy of having shit oneself in public.

Damon and Bill watched bemused as Bob silently waddled towards the restroom, holding his stench clench tightly.

by Degenerate Scumbag March 29, 2015

Fist clencher

An emotionally charged rock song that causes you to drop to one knee, bend your elbow and curl your hand up in to a fist. Often accompanied by air guitar, open mouth dancing and big hair.

That Bonnie Tyler song really rocks.

Yeah, it's a real fist clencher.

by Thedukethe July 21, 2010