3 definitions by Degenerate Scumbag
Form of coprophilia practiced by lesbians in the United Kingdom. One partner defecates into the other's vagina, which is held open, often with the aid of a speculum. They then proceed to suck their feces back out of their partner's vagina and ingest it.
by Degenerate Scumbag September 25, 2007
A person of remarkable ability in the art of the fart. Tuneful and melodic, A flatuoso is to flatulence what a virtuoso is to classical music.
The crowd applauded as Keith performed his air biscuit adagio in B flatulence minor. He was recognised as one the the greatest flatuosos of his era.
by Degenerate Scumbag November 19, 2016
The act of catching a shart before it touches cloth, by tightly clenching one's buttocks to contain the inadvertently expelled matter. A successful stench clench, followed by an immediate stealthy bathroom visit, can save one from the ignominy of having shit oneself in public.
Damon and Bill watched bemused as Bob silently waddled towards the restroom, holding his stench clench tightly.
by Degenerate Scumbag March 26, 2015