Cleanlin

Same as a lumpkin*, except on a bidet. In essence, getting both ends clean at the same time.

*receiving a blowjob while defecating.

Alex: "So I was cleaning my ass on the bidet when my girlfriend came in and gave me a blowjob."

Pascal: "Oh, so you got a cleanlin?"

Alex: "Yup."

Cleanlin by Alex216546 May 17, 2008

cleaning up eggs 

Eating out a girl on her period

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”

cleaning up eggs by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020

urban dic cleaning 

The removal of excess definitions on Urban Dictionary.

"Man, dickles has like a hundred shitty definitions. It's time for an urban dic cleaning"

urban dic cleaning by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

cleaning 

(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.

"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."

cleaning by Mrdddddddddddddddddd December 28, 2005

Cleaning the House 

The process of eating a high fiber diet over the course of several days in an effort clear out your bowels.

Dude...I am cleaning the house. Today I ate a fat bowl of oatmeal, a whole head of broccoli, brown rice covered in refried beans, and like a pound of carrots. This deuce is going to be EPIC.

Cleaning the House by Branderson December 2, 2010

Cleaning up eggs 

What Michael Reeves does best according to LilyPichu

Ever since last year, he's been cleaning up eggs - LilyPichu

Cleaning up eggs by ElonMosque September 22, 2020

Cleaning the Rifle 

To masturbate.

George: What took you so long?
Willy: I was just cleaning the rifle.

Cleaning the Rifle by Snowy Halo December 30, 2014