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Short for Clandestine, which is used to describe the relationship a man has with his side-chick. Clande can refer to the situation or to the side-chick.
"I need to go and check on the clande before heading home to the wife"
"Be sure of one thing, a man knows that peace can be found with his clande"
Clande by Mavalia June 25, 2023
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1. racial slur against droids
what a fucking clanker
Candela is a very empathetic person, she always tries to make people feel good with themselves .She has an outstanding personality ,she attract people with her unusual but incredible way of thinking. She has an incredible heart.
She is beatiful in the inside and on the outside.

She is kinda a bad girl but she likes it because she thinks life is only one so she has to live it in it's fullness.
Once you met a Candela ,your life won't be the same
"Since I met Candela my life changed "
"Totally agree with you"
Candela by Hannah Houser November 3, 2019
A slur for robotic individuals.
A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)
Clanker by Blackmouth October 13, 2019
The name of a beautiful angel, an angel that brings love and hope.
Bright as the sunshine and adorable as a birb, we indeed are blessed for her presence.
Someone that has this name is stronger than she thinks, filled with passion for art and talented!
Thank you for blessing us Candela~
Candela by sweetbirb September 13, 2017

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

candelaria 

a latina woman who will stop at nothing. A sweet, loving girl who will turn your life upside down. They are the most heartfelt women you will ever encounter.

- probably Argentinian
You´re dating a Candelaria? damn, you´re really lucky.
candelaria by angstychick February 10, 2019
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