Clandemic

An epidemic of infectious disease that takes over an entire family or household. Usually perpetuated from child to parent, and back again in a vicious, continuous cycle.

Does anyone know if Shad is going to be in today?

Doubt it, heard there's a clandemic at his house...poor bastard.

by Meatcurtain April 30, 2010

klandemic

The spread of white supremacist beliefs through a community, region, or class.

There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

Candemic

Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.

I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!

by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

CLAUDEMIRE

A god/legend named after the Crob, the internal spirit of Claude. Born before all ages, he ruled the tesseract with absolute power. However, he became too powerful and was sent to Earth as a human. Today, he is now a child that is awaiting to be woke and become almighty once more.

How Dare you disrespect the name of CLAUDEMIRE.

by The meme historian May 24, 2018

klandemic

The exponential spread of white supremist beliefs through a community.

There's been a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns.

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

clowndemic

Clowndemic;
1. The act of mass spread hysteria of people becoming 'scary clowns'

2. The abnormal amount of clowns

3. The abnormal amount of lower IQ people walking around (1 to 45 is IQ range)

"The clowns are spreading and taking over! It's a clowndemic!"

by Lord Ash-y January 29, 2021

candemic

The new fad of microbreweries canning their beer. Many breweries in Colorado are canning top-notch ales.

This growingpopular trend has been followed by other breweries in an epic proportion -or- epidemic.

- Wow peeps are on the canning bandwagon, one more is doing it too.

- Yeah, it's a candemic

by Dilrider June 12, 2009