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Clanker: Noun
An animate, specifically B model droid employed by the Separatist Alliance during the clone wars. Clankers are worthless scum, and do not do much other than provide cannon fodder for the separatists. Clankers, due to their below-dirt status, are not served in cantinas and bars in the galaxy. Their sub-degenerate programming also limits them to imbecilic phrases, such as "roger roger" and comic relief. Clanker is also a synonym for idiot, imbecile, dunce, worthless, dog, scum, half-way abortion, ignoramus, moron and cretin.
I just witnessed CT-1011 try to toss a thermal imploder through a droideka shield. Honestly, he acts so dumb sometimes I think he's just a Clanker in clone armor.
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by ARF Sergeant Hound April 02, 2019
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A slur for robotic individuals.
A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)
by Blackmouth October 13, 2019
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An individual who aligns themselves with the ideology that machines are superior to biological entities. as opposed to Darwinism, the belief that biology is superior to industry. A Clanker nation focuses on industrial productivity, using machines to do manual labour and fighting. Though not pretty, Clanker armies are tougher than Darwinist armies, as steel can withstand more than flesh.

Clanker armies use armored walkers, ranging from small scouting units no bigger than horses to massive land-ships that rival their naval counterparts. Of course that also means Clankers are adept in using similarly industrial technologies, such as Tesla cannons and internal combustion engines.

In the novels by Scott Westerfield, the Central Powers nations of Germany, Austria-Hungary, and the Ottoman Empire are exclusively Clanker. the only known hybrid nation mentioned is America, which uses both Clanker and Darwinist machines to suit whatever role it feels best.
a Clanker Nation is one where heavy industry and machines are the dominant economic and military force:

the 1914 Kaiser-Reich German Empire is a Clanker Nation, using such machines as the Dreadnought class SMS Beowulf, a landcruiser decorated with 10 17 inch cannons.
by Yuri Drakonov August 20, 2011
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The name given to the Ukrainian Protesters by way of their frequent clanking on looted riot shields and metal pipes as an act of protest.
Man, those clankers really fight for freedom!
"Can't clank the tank"
by Cheeki Breeki January 24, 2014
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Particularly large, dangly, bulbous or otherwise conspicuous testicles. Also used as an expression of greatness.
Look at the clankers on that Rabbit.

That film was the rabbit's clankers.
by Sharon Millership March 16, 2005
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Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.
Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
by Dan October 05, 2004
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