Droids 

When two female companions physically resemble the droids / robots R2-D2 and C3-PO from the Star Wars movies. An observed behavior wherein a female keeps the company of a perceived physically more or less attractive associate to alter the perception of their own allure.

Two women are together and one is tall and skinny the other short and portly. Potential male suitors usually have a friend entertain the R2-D2 of the pair so that he may have alone time with the C3-PO. Alone time with the C3-PO of the pair is a difficult thing as the females always travel together just like the droids that are their namesake.

Droids by jgregpegleg April 1, 2007

these aren't the droids you're looking for 

A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.

Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.

Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"

Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."

these aren't the droids you're looking for by dookeyboy January 21, 2011

the droids you are looking for 

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business.
Move along.

Secretly, they are the droids you are looking for, but you will never know.
Stupid Storm Trooper

the droids you are looking for by General Kenobi May 24, 2014

these aren't the droids you're looking for 

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check

Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

these aren't the droids you're looking for by sjm1 July 10, 2010

Battle Droid

A variant of Chad that is either asexual or attracted to nonliving things

Becky: Anon is SUCH a battle droid
B1-D79: I know right? Roger roger

Battle Droid by Alpha the Mii May 30, 2018

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? 

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? by despacito 7 June 27, 2018

osu!droid 

Android version of osu! game, made by fans! At the moment there is only one game mode, osu!standart. In development.

- Hey, what are you playing?
- Why, it's osu!droid, portable version of osu!

osu!droid by MegaMix_Craft July 13, 2021