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Bike Chanderson
Bike Chanderson in 03x18:
Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.
Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.
Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.
Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.
Bike Chanderson by bikechanderson March 25, 2013
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clandestiny
(n.): the relationship between ideal best friends, both of whom are checkered in some way, past or present
clandestiny by lolcougar July 29, 2009
clandestine violator
An individual thats sneaks around communal showers or crowded dance floors covertly engaging in sexual contact then disappearing before the victim is able to identify them.
Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.
If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.
Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.
If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.
Guy 1: I can't get any action tonight!
Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.
Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!
Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.
Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.
Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.
Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!
Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.
Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.
clandestine violator by sandy_x December 9, 2012
Black Clandesade
Blakk clan-des-aid (n.)
A very dark person who is also very depressive, but they don't show it. Much like an extreme of stoic.
Although using just clandesade, the person being described is someone who is very depressed and doesn't show it.
A very dark person who is also very depressive, but they don't show it. Much like an extreme of stoic.
Although using just clandesade, the person being described is someone who is very depressed and doesn't show it.
Person 1: Man, it's like you're happy all the time!
Clandesade: Uh, yeah... I am (whispers) On the outside...
Person 1: What was that?
Clandesade: Oh nothing! *smiles*
Person 1: No way; you're a Black Clandesade!
Clandesade: *sigh* Yup.
Clandesade: Uh, yeah... I am (whispers) On the outside...
Person 1: What was that?
Clandesade: Oh nothing! *smiles*
Person 1: No way; you're a Black Clandesade!
Clandesade: *sigh* Yup.
Black Clandesade by Talya Gray September 16, 2008
Brass Clangers
coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife, slapping her on the ass and having the brass clangers to say: "You're next."
Brass Clangers by AH-1CobraPilot February 9, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.