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Clampanion 

1. a female companion; a term used to categorize a female friend with an abiguous characterization of sexual orientation.

2. a term used to describe a homosexual companion, while remaining free of commitment.
Trisha prefers to have several clampanion's instead of a serious commited girlfriend.

"Dude, did you see those clampanion's over there?"
"Yes, they're rinickulous"
Clampanion by chucklesmenow April 21, 2010
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Professional Drinking Companion

(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.
That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).

Weighted Companion Cube 

Your best friend in the whole wide world.
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.

companionable silence 

To be able to sit comfortably with another without the need to speak.
A couple sat on the couch, each reading their own books quietly & contentedly in companionable silence.
companionable silence by pink stars October 18, 2010

chin companion 

A nickname for facial hair that is on one's chin. Typically used for stubble or a goatee.
Ashley: Wow... that stubble looks really good on you. Real edgy!

Mike: You mean my chin companion? Why thank you!

Companion Cube

Your best friend. His beautiful, shiny exterior is complemented by the drawing of a heart, symbolizing your love for him.
I invited your best friend Companion Cube, but he couldn't come, because you murdered him.

If Companion Cube should speak to you, don't acknowledge his suggestions.

The cake is a lie.
Companion Cube by Steven Willmy November 20, 2007

Handsome Companion

A high class male prostitute. Coined on the show Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Hey, I am not a whore, I am a Handsome Companion
Handsome Companion by Zapot8 December 21, 2008
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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