Campanion

Combination of "camp" and "companion" meaning a gay friend. Usually a male who hangs around with a heterosexual female. An essential accessory since the success of Will & Grace.

"Holy shit Francine who's the new man ? You two are such a sweet couple."

"We are soo not a couple! Can't you tell Justin's totally gay?! Just look at how coordinated his outfit is."

"Ah my bad, campanions are dope."

Campanion by PappyDW July 5, 2007

Campanion

a virtual personality with whom you want to spend all day with & take everywhere you go!

"Penny is my Campanion! Everyday morning I get connected with her while I get ready to go to work"

Campanion by EroLares July 10, 2020

Professional Drinking Companion

(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.

That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).

Professional Drinking Companion by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

campaign whoring 

When someone noone has heard of, and/or has no political knowledge or background, runs for an election for the sole purpose of attention.

"who is this Joe James running for senate?"
"Idk, must be campaign whoring"

campaign whoring by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

Camarion 

Most Camarion's are usually playful and always get on your nerves. When they start to play they never learn to quit. It's good to keep them around if your in a iffy mood.

I'll go get camarion for you. He's right there!

Camarion by Avery TTS. May 27, 2018

Dove Campaign for Real Beauty

A marketing campaign disguised as a Public Service Announcement. A series of ads by Dove/Unilever featuring several thick-waisted, moderately attractive women that are supposed to change the face of beauty, er, sell lots of soap. Mainly appeal to insecure, middle class female bloggers who can't deal with the fact that there are women out there who are thinner and prettier than themselves or their overindulged daughters. The revelation that many of these ads had been heavily airbrushed has pretty much brought this nonsense to an end.

Laura: I bought the Dove firming cream because the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty is trying to make women love their bodies as they are.

Caitlin: If our bodies are beautiful as they are, why do we need firming cream?

Dove Campaign for Real Beauty by St Veronica July 7, 2010

Weighted Companion Cube 

Your best friend in the whole wide world.

This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.

Weighted Companion Cube by Frostblade November 1, 2007