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chimpanionship 

Pleasant-interaction support dat you get from either a pet monkey, or from humans who haven't "evolved" much socially --- i.e., they still seem stuck back in da "primitive" or "cave man" age.
Signing up for GEICO auto-insurance may indeed be so easy dat "a caveman could do it", but I might still like da chimpanionship of a fellow "converted ape" to provide emotional support and otherwise help me through da process.
chimpanionship by QuacksO March 7, 2025
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Male companionship 

When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.
Attractive, healthy, energetic, 60 years old female looking for "male companionship"
Male companionship by krohnson November 30, 2017

Companionship

com·pan·ion·ship (km-pnyn-shp)

Women: Another term for a f**k buddy
Example: I'm only with him for companionship. he is not my boyfriend.

Also see "friends with benefits"
Companionship by eMnMe April 25, 2011

Non sexual companionship 

When your boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you but wants to keep everything else the same
Since I masturbate, I don't need to have sex with my girlfriend. Were now in a non sexual companionship

companionship

when u meet a friend who isent a fcukin bitch and backstaber. Thats a one and a million shot.
companionship by Alo October 21, 2003

companionship-currency 

Refers to one or more periods of "quality time" that you spend with someone as "substitute payment" when you are unable to reimburse him monetarily for loans/services that he gives you.
One should always try to pay back his debts as promised, of course, but id this is not possible, companionship-currency can indeed be a wonderful "alternative reimbursement". Just be careful that you don't "abuse the privilege" --- i.e., "continuously" presume that merely spending time with someone is always adequate recompense for any favor that you ask of the person.
companionship-currency by QuacksO February 21, 2019

Cumpanionship

The feeling of companionship you get from a cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet near your pillow. Without it, you would feel lonely sleeping by yourself.
I enjoy the cumpanionship of the big crusty cum stain left by the hot guy I hooked up with last week. I may not wash my sheets for a while because I don't have a boyfriend and don't want to lose my cumpanion.
Cumpanionship by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026