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Carpanions 

1) A person or animal that spends a lot of time dedicated to one's goldfish

This is used to describe the relationship between an Emotional Support Goldfish and is devoted owner.
They are not companions, they are carpanions
Carpanions by Tm3811 March 6, 2017
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Male companionship 

When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.
Attractive, healthy, energetic, 60 years old female looking for "male companionship"
Male companionship by krohnson November 30, 2017

catpanion 

A feline friend who purrs, snuggles, gives comfort, and (at least the illusion of) love in excnange for food, treats, clean cat litter, and massage on demand.
My catpanion is demanding but I wouldn't trade her for an empty house or litter box.
catpanion by rclare May 14, 2014

Companionship

com·pan·ion·ship (km-pnyn-shp)

Women: Another term for a f**k buddy
Example: I'm only with him for companionship. he is not my boyfriend.

Also see "friends with benefits"
Companionship by eMnMe April 25, 2011

companionshit 

a companionship That is no longer end-user friendly. see friendshit, relationshit
your companionship has gone south. now it is more like a real 'companionshit'
companionshit by EnterNot August 19, 2008

Companions 

Doctor Who has had various companions who have chosen to travel with him for there own reason. Every Doctor has had companions, as many as 10(1st doctor, spread out through 4 season)

The Doctor’s lastest companion, Rose, is the first companion of the Doctors with a fully fleshes out life story that the audience gets to see from her debut story. She, unlike other companions, has not been cut off from her family or the world she knew.
"This is my companion, she travels with me"
Companions by Stefani Bigaran September 8, 2005

Cum Companions

Friends with benefits, sex with no strings attached
Jake and Breanna were cum companions during their short trip to Spain
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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