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A feline friend who purrs, snuggles, gives comfort, and (at least the illusion of) love in excnange for food, treats, clean cat litter, and massage on demand.

My catpanion is demanding but I wouldn't trade her for an empty house or litter box.

catpanion by rclare May 14, 2014

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Professional Drinking Companion

(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.

That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).

Professional Drinking Companion by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

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Weighted Companion Cube

Your best friend in the whole wide world.

This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.

Weighted Companion Cube by Frostblade November 1, 2007

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companionable silence

To be able to sit comfortably with another without the need to speak.

A couple sat on the couch, each reading their own books quietly & contentedly in companionable silence.

companionable silence by pink stars October 18, 2010

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chin companion

A nickname for facial hair that is on one's chin. Typically used for stubble or a goatee.

Ashley: Wow... that stubble looks really good on you. Real edgy!

Mike: You mean my chin companion? Why thank you!

chin companion by maxamusholden May 8, 2012

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Companion Cube

Your best friend. His beautiful, shiny exterior is complemented by the drawing of a heart, symbolizing your love for him.

I invited your best friend Companion Cube, but he couldn't come, because you murdered him.

If Companion Cube should speak to you, don't acknowledge his suggestions.

The cake is a lie.

Companion Cube by Steven Willmy November 20, 2007

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Handsome Companion

A high class male prostitute. Coined on the show Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Hey, I am not a whore, I am a Handsome Companion

Handsome Companion by Zapot8 December 21, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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