clamidia

A beautiful girl's name

my daughter clamidia has the most beautiful name in the world

by NathanialZZ February 9, 2010

clamidia

an std with nasty discharge

such as lacie has clamidia cuz shes a nasty hoe

by kevin June 20, 2005

Neuro-Clamidia

The act of having dirty thoughts about a potentially dirty (STD Infected) female or male. Also may be referred to as Neuro-Herpes. Condition is worsened with consumption of alcohol and may result in the actual infection of clamidia. The only cure is to instantly transfer thoughts to someone that you are atleast 95% positive not to have an STD.

I caught a case of Neuro-Clamidia thinking of what I would do to that dirty bitch.

by Tappiman June 12, 2010

ClaMedia

Having one's clam exposed in the media.

Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008

clamydia

Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.

My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.

by 38 Caliber Kimo April 3, 2003

Clamidaherpasyphilis

The combination of clamidia, herpes, and syphilis....not good.

Dat bitch has clamidaherpasyphilis!...use two condoms hehe.

by resvordog September 23, 2009

clamydia

Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.

Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.

by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006