clamidia
clamidia by NathanialZZ February 9, 2010
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Neuro-Clamidia
The act of having dirty thoughts about a potentially dirty (STD Infected) female or male. Also may be referred to as Neuro-Herpes. Condition is worsened with consumption of alcohol and may result in the actual infection of clamidia. The only cure is to instantly transfer thoughts to someone that you are atleast 95% positive not to have an STD.
Neuro-Clamidia by Tappiman June 12, 2010
ClaMedia
Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.
ClaMedia by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008
clamydia
Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.
My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.
clamydia by 38 Caliber Kimo April 3, 2003
Clamidaherpasyphilis
Clamidaherpasyphilis by resvordog September 23, 2009
clamydia
Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.
Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.
clamydia by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006
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