Clamidity

The relative humidity of a woman's clam. Clam being the derogatory term for pussy.

Her pussy was wet. Her clamidity was high. It's a play on the word clam + humidity. s o c a l

by clamidity July 7, 2012

Clamidity

A community of people who have the chlamydia all chillen like a villain.

Hey- Let’s head over to the Clamidity tonight for the gang bang!

by Trombomb March 6, 2021

clamity

An awful event regarding one or more bivalve molluscs.

For a shellfish-lover, not having access to said tasty delicacies would indeed be a major clamity.

by QuacksO May 28, 2021

Chlamydity

A measurable level of the severity of one's chlamydia.

Tim's chlamydity level was over 300 because he was too chatchy to go to a doctor.

by Dimebagduhrell December 13, 2017

Clamity

You just misspelled calamity, how?

Person: Dude, yesterday was a clamity
Person 2: Did you just misspell calamity?
Person: No, it was a pun
Person 2: Yeah right
Person: *Sweats and wipes forehead*
Person 2: Ew, don't wipe my forehead again

by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020

clamidia

A beautiful girl's name

my daughter clamidia has the most beautiful name in the world

by NathanialZZ February 9, 2010

clamidia

an std with nasty discharge

such as lacie has clamidia cuz shes a nasty hoe

by kevin June 20, 2005