clymidia 

The most common of the venerial infections- symptomatic in females but little noticed in the male.

"De Doctuh say I had Clymidia an dat such a pretty name, I's namin' dis baby 'Clymidia'"

clymidia by J.E. Walker April 27, 2003

clymidia 

In males

clymidia by jack sprat September 28, 2003

clamidia 

A beautiful girl's name

my daughter clamidia has the most beautiful name in the world

clamidia by NathanialZZ February 9, 2010

clamidia 

an std with nasty discharge

such as lacie has clamidia cuz shes a nasty hoe

clamidia by kevin June 20, 2005

clamidianalwartisidis 

Look up gonaherpasyphalidis and check out Dylan who is infected with the worst case of every std possible by sleeping with gonazilla, the 50 foot beast of all sexually transmitted diseases ever made.(Also see Chris Weidner who slept with Crissy Goddard).

All women (or men), who sleep with Dylan or Weidner better check their sexual organs for red, itchy, firey, smelley warts the next morning. If seen, call Dr. Clamidianalwartidis right away.

clamidianalwartisidis by Italian Stallion February 15, 2005

Clymidable 

A promiscuous woman who engages in unsafe sex practices.

“Watch out for her, she might be clymidable, bro.”

Clymidable by Niun Nun May 2, 2018

Neuro-Clamidia 

The act of having dirty thoughts about a potentially dirty (STD Infected) female or male. Also may be referred to as Neuro-Herpes. Condition is worsened with consumption of alcohol and may result in the actual infection of clamidia. The only cure is to instantly transfer thoughts to someone that you are atleast 95% positive not to have an STD.

I caught a case of Neuro-Clamidia thinking of what I would do to that dirty bitch.

Neuro-Clamidia by Tappiman June 12, 2010