That sweet wet hole we all crave, can't go for too long with out, center of our life's desire, what gives woman the upper hand in almost every situation - PUSSY! (Gotta have it!)
There's oarnge tang, and there's grape tang, but there's no tang like POON TANG!
A person who is both a JACK ASS and an ASS HOLE
Pull your head out of your ass, you fuckin' Jack Hole!
Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.
My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.
Big floppy lips that look like raw liver.
DAG! Oprah lost a lot of weight, except for her LIVER LIPS"!
That fucked up canned meat, nobody knows what it's made of. I'll tell you :
SPERM and HAM
Melvin went to a Hawiian place and ordered SPAM, so the guy blew a wod in his ham sandwich, and charged him $6.75.