Claimor

When you take a fatty glob of old goo you scraped off a terp pen or comparable chiefing apparatus. (Derived from the similarity in feeling of huffin a literal M18 Claymore explosive device)

"You're saving that?"
"Ya I'm gonna take a henious Claimor in like a month"

by Martywhips January 5, 2021

Clamorthic

Something so fucking gay we made up a word for it .

"bro I watch gay porn."

"That's clamorthic"

by Forsaken ninja January 6, 2020

clamorthic

Something so fucking gay we made a word up for it

"I like to watch gay porn"
"Bro that's clamorthic"

by Forsaken ninja January 6, 2020

Claymore Roomba

The deadliest weapon to ever exist

Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights

RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA

by LForLamo November 20, 2020

false claimer

a person who be claiming to things that are not true like claiming to be in a gang

that boy claim he a blood but he just a false claimer

by angela April 16, 2005

Clarence Claymore

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore

Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"

by my loose bumhole June 16, 2020

Swedish Claymore

A sexual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their anus, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner's face. Thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the Claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.

"I ran out of M&Ms after giving Rodney some Swedish Claymores. I can't believe he still ate them."

by CheezHed21 August 22, 2011