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Clamorous 

Clam-or-us noun, small area between a female's vagina and anus.
Don't wipe back to front Jenny, you'll get shit on your clamorous.
Clamorous by Kyokatay July 24, 2011

clamjouster 

A lady, often but not uniquely, of Catholic education who engages in the time honoured Girls' School pastime of clamjousting. It is the noble martial art of clam-to-clam combat, where one girl grinds her clam against her opponent's. (aka Tribadism)

The collective noun is 'TILT' (From the medieval tournaments consisting of a number of jousts.)
"A tilt of clamjousters"

See also: boxgrazer, dieseldyke, mingeeta, rugmuncher, WRAC.
"That dorm has seen so much clamjousting the matresses squelch with fannybatter"
clamjouster by Cutaway August 17, 2004

elamorous 

When your idiot Roomate thinks the G in the song first class by Jack Harlow is an E.
I need to switch rooms because my Roomate is too elamorous.
elamorous by Jace man May 10, 2022

GARAGE GLAMOROUS

Rock Star styled clothes you'll only see on people like Russell Brand and Jack Sparrow. Involves lots of black or just dark colors, ripped jeans or just ripped clothing, and possibly leather, if you wanna go all the way add a little black eyeliner. NOT to be mistaken for gothic, emo or skater clothes. This is the LESS-DEPRESSING and MORE fashionable version of them.
Did you see Russell Brand on the Mtv awards last night?

Yea

Isn't he so Garage Glamorous!
A team of thirsty clams lurking around the VIP tables in any metro city hip hop hookah lounge. They pretend to love The taste of D’ Usse or Henny, While awkwardly attempting to gwara gwara. Really, they just want the allowance you will pay for making the mistake of putting a pearl in them.
Hey, bruh. Them clamors trying to get duggie, ya dig?
clamors by VanillaDelux December 23, 2019

clamjousting 

this is when two females engage in performing the act of running at each other, and jumping from about one meter and a half apart while trying to cause the clitoris or other parts of the vagina to connect in a sexually satisfying way
clamjousting similar to super market jousting without the trolleys and two women wearing no clothes instead

also see female clam.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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