clapmore

When you shart but the shit still comes out from the under garments and hit everyone in the direction of the ass

Damn.. dude just got hit with a clapmore. Dude just got shitted on.

by Chanboob April 12, 2024

clapmore

When you have a whole ass claymore in your prison pocket.

Aye your clapmore is fall out of your booty cheeks

by Chanboob April 12, 2024

Claymore Roomba

The deadliest weapon to ever exist

Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights

RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA

by LForLamo November 20, 2020

Clarence Claymore

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore

Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"

by my loose bumhole June 16, 2020

Swedish Claymore

A sexual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their anus, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner's face. Thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the Claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.

"I ran out of M&Ms after giving Rodney some Swedish Claymores. I can't believe he still ate them."

by CheezHed21 August 22, 2011

Claymore Roomba

A defensive roomba with a claymore strapped to it.

Intruder alert? Alexa, release the claymore roomba.

by Rubbabandman January 24, 2022

Mexican Claymore

In the game of Modern Warfare 2 when a camper hides in a corner by a door with an automatic shotgun waiting for someone to walk through and shoot them.

A camper in MW2 with an AA-12 hiding behind a door waiting for someone to walk through so he can shoot him. So when a guy walks thru the door he will set off the mexican claymore and die.

by AcidXrAiN May 3, 2010