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The 'crabhammer' is quite simply a sexual maneuver.
1. the girl gives the guy a blowjob
2. the guy comes in the girl's mouth
3. the guy rolls onto back, and smacks the girl with the sole of his right foot, then his left
4. the guy rolls back up, and pushes the girl backwards (kinda rolling her upside down)
5. the guy sticks his index and middle fingers (of each hand) into the girl's ass, and pulls it open
6. insert scrotum into rectum
7. remove fingers
8. bounce up and down
9. Congratulations! you have completed the crabhammer
1. the girl gives the guy a blowjob
2. the guy comes in the girl's mouth
3. the guy rolls onto back, and smacks the girl with the sole of his right foot, then his left
4. the guy rolls back up, and pushes the girl backwards (kinda rolling her upside down)
5. the guy sticks his index and middle fingers (of each hand) into the girl's ass, and pulls it open
6. insert scrotum into rectum
7. remove fingers
8. bounce up and down
9. Congratulations! you have completed the crabhammer
Guy: so in my dream I give this chick the crabhammer, and then she makes me a bologna sandwich as I jackhammer her while rawhide is playing on my stereo
Therapist: well... i guess that would mean that you have some feelings of latent affection towards her...
Guy: dude... are you fucking kidding me?
Therapist: well... i guess that would mean that you have some feelings of latent affection towards her...
Guy: dude... are you fucking kidding me?
by LarryVR March 17, 2007
Get the crabhammer mug.When you grab someone by the gooch, asshole, pussy and or balls, and pick them up and throw them down hopefully causing trauma to the neck, head or genitalia.
After Jenny refused a Dirty Sanchez I grabbed that bitch by the cunt and gave her a Portuguese Crabhammer
by NickSuki August 4, 2009
Get the Portuguese Crabhammer mug.Uncommon masturbation technique in which the masturbator either a) uses both hands in a crab-like manner (thumb is one aspect of pincer, remaining fingers are the other pincer) to induce pleasure by sliding up and down the shaft or b) uses one hand on the dickhead; prevalent in the Mormon community, where young men are left to their own devices on how to jerk it.
"Give me 10 minutes guys."
"Why bra? What's the deal?"
"My dong is beggin' for the crabhands." (Door Locks)
"Why bra? What's the deal?"
"My dong is beggin' for the crabhands." (Door Locks)
by ColonelClusterfuck October 11, 2011
Get the Crabhands mug.To walk to Jack in the Box for a burger when clearly you should drive there. This walk usually occurs between the hours of 10PM and Midnight, as the lobby is usually closed at midnight, depending on your market.
by Rob R. December 3, 2006
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