Crabhands

Uncommon masturbation technique in which the masturbator either a) uses both hands in a crab-like manner (thumb is one aspect of pincer, remaining fingers are the other pincer) to induce pleasure by sliding up and down the shaft or b) uses one hand on the dickhead; prevalent in the Mormon community, where young men are left to their own devices on how to jerk it.

"Give me 10 minutes guys."

"Why bra? What's the deal?"

"My dong is beggin' for the crabhands." (Door Locks)

by ColonelClusterfuck October 11, 2011

Crab Hands

The process of crossing your fingers by putting the inner fingers over the outer fingers, creating two prongs on each hand. Often used to let somebody know that they are being "crabby."

"Omg. My friend was being a total bitch, so I flashed her the crab hands."

"Nice."

by Revolutionary2009 June 30, 2009

Crankandstein

A none mythical fireman with very large feet, the name refers to the conceptul size of his penis. The subject is one who others find to do the dirty jobs and bail others out of trouble.

Capt.- son anyone with feet that big has got to have a crank that looks likea baby's arm holding an apple.

Crankandstein- yes captain, i' ll remove the door for you.

by Kadiddlehopper17b November 5, 2009

Crab Hands

A dance move where one puts a large frown on his face, crosses his eyes and moves around making crab pincers with his hands. It is essential to get up into peoples person space while preforming the Crab Hands.

" Yo dude, what are going to do for the dance tonight "

" I dunno...fuck it, i'll just Crab Hands."

" That's whatsup"

by Big Daddy P-Stop April 1, 2010

Crab Hands

When your hands start to make shapes similar to that of a crabs hand/claw while playing Guitar Hero. Also known as Guitarthritis.
Some also call it Crabbing which is the the actual process of getting crab hands.

John Hey look at my note streak
Dave Nice keep it going
John Oooh god...im crabbing!!!!
Dave Man that was not a good time for crab hands.
John Your telling me.

by DFTOcelot October 16, 2008

Crab Hands

When one repositions and moves their hands in a quickly-paced pinching motion, similar to that of an angry crab.

We were just sitting there when this kid started waving about, making crab hands. What the hell.

by DaveyJones April 1, 2009

craphands

When you eat so much burger king that your hands get huge and fat as shit

Cheff: Jelm, your hands are really fat.

Jelm: Yeah I really love whoppers and they gave me craphands.

by chelm_star December 22, 2018