Definitions by NickSuki

Portuguese Crabhammer 

When you grab someone by the gooch, asshole, pussy and or balls, and pick them up and throw them down hopefully causing trauma to the neck, head or genitalia.

After Jenny refused a Dirty Sanchez I grabbed that bitch by the cunt and gave her a Portuguese Crabhammer

Portuguese Crabhammer by NickSuki August 4, 2009