The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.
Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.
by goatofwisdom July 8, 2011
by smelly April 25, 2005
Your brother's ghetto car is chutch.
by Phoebe Beaver April 21, 2005
by native1356345 February 5, 2009
Grant couldn't seem to find a decent picture of Jenna Jameson, so he chutched about for an hour and then fell asleep.
by Anonymous May 8, 2003
Chutch or closer to church, is similar to agreeing with someone... It's like saying "preach". Can be used by men and women.
by Septdecem April 1, 2022
A name given to a cousin you work with in the field of construction. Usually younger, perhaps an apprentice. Must be an actual relative.
Hey Chutch, we need some more lumber over here, if u ever come out of that port-a-potty! And a box of nails!
by william/maverick January 2, 2005