crutching 

verb

to hobble along with the assistance of two metal sticks, a very painful and annoying form of walking

After a freak basketball accident, the cripple's ways of moving consisted of crutching and hopping.

crutching by fireball419 March 7, 2009

Crutching 

It is like planking, except where you hang your body straight down in the air and are held up by something underneath your arms. COPYRIGHTED B.M.H.

"Hey! Wanna go planking?!" -Loser
"NO." -Cool person
"Owling..?" -Loser
"Planking and owling are so lame.. Lets go crutching!" -Cool Person
"YES.THEN I WILL BE SO COOL" -Loser
Truth^^

Crutching by DuhhCoolCrutcher. August 1, 2011

crutching 

walking with the assistance of hurty metal sticks

the other day, when kaila was crutching...

crutching by shizzlestick August 27, 2008

Crutching 

“To hit someone either with a singular or multiple crutch”

If someone is being a bitch ass, just come close enough and give them a solid crutching to beat the shit outta them

Crutching by Surreyslanger March 31, 2022

de-crutching 

Used to describe the process of forcibly removing contraband substances from a prisoner, by other prisoners.

From the T.V series 'Bad girls'. 'This punishment of de-crutching was once memorably inflicted on Zandra by Shell and Denny and a family-sized tub of margarine (s1ep2)'.

de-crutching by mal.jones September 12, 2006

catching wood 

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

catching wood by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

Crouching Uncle 

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011