softly

Hard- to do something softly is to do it very well or very quietly, or not at all quietly, but certainly hard...softly.

All the babes in the castle morph into this humongous female crotch.The huge boner and crotch pork softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. -Robert Hamburger 2004

by HL Deez February 17, 2005

Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey

An old English proverb founded by a boy scout, meaning: "Don't flurry; patience gains the day". (Basically meaning be patient.)

Mr Man: When is the bus coming?! It's been ages, and I need it here now!
Mrs Woman: Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey, My friend it'll come soon enough.

by Mr Man123 January 24, 2011

Softly-stalking

Going somewhere in hopes to run into a crush to solicit interest without going to the extremes of stalking, aka constantly checking up on Facebook and messaging said person

She went to a different coffee shop than usual to softly-stalking the guy she met last week

by SweepIt June 8, 2015

Softly Spoken Lies

a type of heroin

Hey man, you feel like speedballing or getting some softly spoken lies?

by trinity5227 November 24, 2009

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

killing me softly

the feeling you have when you are forced to endure something really unpleasant but avoiding that thing would actually be a lot worse

Studying for this test is killing me softly, but failing the test would be worse.

by Ravenne April 18, 2009

Killing Me Softly

The theme song for the Killing Stalking fandom.

Damn, Sangwoo singing Killing Me Softly gives me the chills.

by DomoChibi March 7, 2017