Chunktard

One who is seemingly gigantic and is also really really stupid.

"Check out that chunktard in the front row"
"Wow hes demolishing that burger, or is that a hot dog too?"

by John the Postman February 14, 2008

Cunktart

Cunktart

Cunktart, noun: A person whose actions are worthy of criticism.

Cunktartery, noun: Actions of a cunktart.

Cunktartish, adjective: In the manner of a cunktart.

Example "That Cunktart does cunktartery in a particularly cunktartish manner.
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Note: Not a swearword.
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Cunktart is not derived from any swearwords.

Experts think this is the etymology:

Cunk(adj.) "faulty", "grody" or "disreputable"
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tart (adj.) "having a sharp taste,"

or
tart (noun.) "small pie"

That person is such a Cunktart; and acts in a Cunktartish manner

by ozelement November 10, 2020

cuntardouchebag

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009

chunklord

A fatty.

Hit the gym, chunklord.

by Sky Commander Winkie July 18, 2017

cucktard

portmanteau formed from cuckold + retard

(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron

syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard

Nine-out-of-ten psychiatrists agree ... most people who attend Trump rallies are cucktards!

by Eppypotamus January 14, 2020

Chantard

A derogatory term used for someone found on 4chan.org.

See that guy over there he's a chantard! Wasting his life away on image boards.

by pseudoDon April 4, 2009