crunktard

(n.) a poser that pretends that they are from the Dirty South hip-pop culture movement, typically found in suburban areas and what is generally considered 'flyover' country between US coastlines. Natural habitat can exist anywhere outside of the ATL. Usually found at local shopping centers, and can be readily identifed by Fubu plumage, fake diamonds, and mouth full of assorted metals.

Those rims that John just put on his Ford Fiesta are uttlerly crunktarded.

by patocka September 14, 2006

Cunktart

Cunktart

Cunktart, noun: A person whose actions are worthy of criticism.

Cunktartery, noun: Actions of a cunktart.

Cunktartish, adjective: In the manner of a cunktart.

Example "That Cunktart does cunktartery in a particularly cunktartish manner.
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Note: Not a swearword.
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Cunktart is not derived from any swearwords.

Experts think this is the etymology:

Cunk(adj.) "faulty", "grody" or "disreputable"
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tart (adj.) "having a sharp taste,"

or
tart (noun.) "small pie"

That person is such a Cunktart; and acts in a Cunktartish manner

by ozelement November 10, 2020

cuntardouchebag

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009

drunktardia

A mythical place where drunk people abound and good times are had by all, and miraculously hangover free. You are also permitted to act stupid and ridiculous with zero repercussions.

Every time I see that guy, he's got a drink in his hand. He must be the mayor of Drunktardia

by usa1ders July 6, 2015

cucktard

portmanteau formed from cuckold + retard

(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron

syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard

Nine-out-of-ten psychiatrists agree ... most people who attend Trump rallies are cucktards!

by Eppypotamus January 14, 2020

Crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong

When one is crazy-ass-drunk while in an unknown location with a hottie and his ding dong.

"what did you do last weekend?"
"Oh, nothing much. I was just crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong"
"OH SNAPSKEEZ!"

Typical responses to this word would be, "oh snapskeez" or "oi vey"

by koalalover July 11, 2009