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"Bro did u just see cumcells new post?? Shit hilarious"
"Fuck yeah #spermsquad"
Cumcell by brithedoggomccheeze October 20, 2018
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(verb) to pass faeces from one persons anus to anothers throught a tube.
Blake : "Dude, can I borrow your car"
David : "Sure, But you owe me a chummeling Blake"
chummel by ass-monkey May 9, 2006

chumbelina 

a short female that has a strong platonic friendship with a male.
Joe: You have been hanging out with Tina a lot recently.

Mac: Yeah, she is my chumbelina.
chumbelina by D. Heilix February 25, 2010
A fusion of the word chud and celibate (from such terms as "incel", "volcel").

An alt-right internet troll who is also celibate and loves nothing more than to "own the libs" while beating off in to a crusty sock, while feeling the crushing weight of loneliness wash over him as he contemplates his life in his mom's basement late at night.
Lol, Ben Shapiro just owned AOC so hard in his latest youtube video
What's so funny, chudcel?
chudcel by Ronnie from the Block January 5, 2021
Either :
1. A word made by boba liberals as a mix between chud and incel
or
2. A word used by wignats to help themselves win imaginary arguments
“The chudcels wont recover from this one!”
Chudcel by Wl2RED May 20, 2021

chumpelstilts 

a variation on the word chump. replacing the "rumpel" in rumpelstilts to produce chumpelstilts.
dood, you freakin' chumpelstilts...
chumpelstilts by doodxor July 20, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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