the goon that’s far too chummy for his own good. mr. giggle shits scares all the bitches away & can’t keep a job. always laughing like something’s funny.
A fusion of the word chud and celibate (from such terms as "incel", "volcel").
An alt-right internet troll who is also celibate and loves nothing more than to "own the libs" while beating off in to a crusty sock, while feeling the crushing weight of loneliness wash over him as he contemplates his life in his mom's basement late at night.
Lol, Ben Shapiro just owned AOC so hard in his latest youtube video
What's so funny, chudcel?
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.