Definitions by ass-monkey

man muffins 

The bulge of fat extending over the top of the pants on a man.

Shane Warne has man muffins from eating all the pies

man muffins by ass-monkey May 25, 2006

chummel 

(verb) to pass faeces from one persons anus to anothers throught a tube.

Blake : "Dude, can I borrow your car"
David : "Sure, But you owe me a chummeling Blake"

chummel by ass-monkey May 9, 2006