chummel

(verb) to pass faeces from one persons anus to anothers throught a tube.

Blake : "Dude, can I borrow your car"
David : "Sure, But you owe me a chummeling Blake"

by ass-monkey May 9, 2006

chummer

Pal, friend, colleague.
"Brother", "cousin".
A shadowrunner, or somebody running in the shadows of the Sprawl.

Yo chummer! What's up tonite? Any run?

by Tayl March 23, 2005

cummel vision

Derived from the term tunnel vision, it is a temporary non-emergent medical condition caused by orgasming so hard your vision blurs around the sides and you can only see straight forward like going through a tunnel. Can be accompanied by floating silver speks, copious amounts of sweat, hyper ventilation, disorientation, increased heart rate, and exclamations like "That was the best sex ever."

She rode me so hard once we finished I had to lay in bed awhile because I had such bad cummel vision I couldn't drive home.

by naughtynursechelle September 5, 2011

Cummelier

Someone who can tell apart many varied tastes of semen

She was such a Cummelier; she could tell when her boyfriend changed to low tar cigarettes

by Eugenix October 8, 2016

chummer

Pal, friend, colleauge. A Shadowrunner.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

jamison crummel

hes cute all the girls drown for him dont matter if he just woke up or fresh girls will still drown for him and jamison will take your bitch RESPECTFULLY and he’ll make you fall in love in 2 seconds. jamison needs to say three words to get a girl to like him I Like You and girls will be in love and watch out cuz he’ll take ur bitch in 1 second and make a girl like him in 2 seconds but hes the cutest person you’ll ever meet and its easy for him to bag bitches and all the people adore him but nobody can get to his god level and people love him especially the girl and he’ll will still take your bitch and hes the goat PERIOT.

josh: i wonder how jamison crummel is so great
jeff: yea he so cool

by jamison crummel November 26, 2020

Chimmel

(1) Small furry animal, similar to a gerbil, only more friendly. Very energetic, likes to run on its wheel all day; rarely tires. (2) Junior worker in professional services firm or in corporate America, eager to please and able to perform mindless repetitive tasks with great enthusiasm for little reward.

"Call staffing and tell them to send me three chimmels to get these numbers crunched next week"

by Simon Pearce September 22, 2005