Christmastorm

A storm, especially a typhoon, that hits on Christmas Day

Typhoon Phanfone (known in the Philippines as Ursula) was a Christmastorm.

Christmastorm by Etewilak January 2, 2020

christmastoe 

A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).

Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.

Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...

Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.

Rookie: What?

Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...

**vet walks away from rookie**

Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.

Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.

christmastoe by chicout-ami June 5, 2009

christmastreeing 

when you randomly fill in answers on a multiple-choice test.

I don't know any of the answers, so I'm just christmastreeing this bitch!

christmastreeing by oh no it's not June 16, 2007

Christmasomnia 

A case of insomnia that one gets only on the night leading to Christmas Day. Christmasomnia is usually caused by the excitement of getting to open presents; a person gets so excited they can't fall alseep no matter how much they may want to and it makes the night seem that miuch longer.

Man, I had Christmasomnia so bad last night. I wasn't able to sleep 'til I had opened all my gifts and messed around with them for a while.

Christmasomnia by TehDoc January 20, 2011

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime 

The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The party's on
The feelin's here
That only comes
This time of year
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding ooo
Ooo ooo toot toot toot toot toot toot
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ah don't look down
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
The party's on
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
Oh and that's enough
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Oh oh
Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime by Evilous Dark Power December 11, 2020

christmasturbation

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

christmasturbation by arbert December 24, 2008

Christmasturbator 

One who gives a gift of semen, unbeknownst to the receiver. Oftentimes the receiver believes it to be lotion wrapped in an unusual receptacle.

Jill: "Thanks for the wonderful gift. What is this, lotion!?!"
Tad: "Who in their right mind would give someone a gift of lotion in a tube sock?"
Jill: "Tad, you are such a Christmasturbator!"

Christmasturbator by DReyePoPPin December 22, 2009