Typhoon

A man puts on three strapons, one facing behind, one facing left and one facing right, then gets 4 women and has sexual relations with them all at the same time by doing a circular motion with his hips.

Bro i totally typhooned this mom and her daughters last night.

by Phooner August 1, 2011

Typhoon

An internet troll called Liam.
The hacker on steroids.
A member with 'Legendary' status on Voide.org
The idiot who spread the Cutenews 4.0.1 exploit.

'Hello - I am Typhoon and I will root your box'

by M4ST3RM4G1C October 23, 2009

Typhoon

Fastest production SUV ever!

Why would GMC give their SUV the name of a tropical storm?

Because the Typhoon destroys anything it comes up against....

by Red_Turbo February 8, 2010

Typhoon

Slang for an African-American.

See Nigger.

Watch out! Those typhoons are walking over here.

by Mr. X69 April 7, 2007

Typhoon

When a woman spits on your testicles, then blows on them, all while she jerks you off.

That girl from the bar last night gave me a typhoon. Also known as typhooning, or being typhooned.

by Tonylugs July 1, 2009

typhoon

The act of receiving fellatio, and causing the giver to laugh right as one orgasms, making semen come out the giver's nose.

I sucked his dick last night and he gave me such a typhoon, my nose still stings a little from it.

by jeff January 23, 2005

Typhoonism

Typical of women. The practice of getting ready for a date or a girls' night out and LEAVING the clothes, make up, shoes and accessories you took out of wherever, yet decided NOT to put on yourself, ALL OVER THE PLACE.

"Can't you ever just wear the first thing you take out of your closet and not leave the typhoonism all over the room for me to clean up after you?!"

by Nia G November 6, 2012