christmastoe 

A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).

Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.

Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...

Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.

Rookie: What?

Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...

**vet walks away from rookie**

Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.

Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.

christmastoe by chicout-ami June 5, 2009

Christmastoe 

Similar to the condition of turftoe. Injury to toe caused by moving furniture to accomodate guests. Can also be caused by new gifts. The injury is typically caused by the victim's unfamiliarity with the new position of items.

Joe: "why are you limping"
Jim: "It's Christmastoe, I forgot we moved the coffee table when we opened the sleeper sofa and I kicked it this am."

Christmastoe by Shady Acres December 26, 2008

christmastoe 

see also mooseltoe. Camel toe at Christmas time.

Mrs. Clause is always worried about christmastoe during her holiday picture opportunities at the mall.

christmastoe by Stu January 24, 2005

Christmaslessness 

Noun -
The state of feeling bored, gloomy, depressed, nostalgic, etc. after Christmas. Feelings are that of having to wait another year for Christmas, which can result in frustration, discourage, cheerless demeanor, and even despair. Also includes feelings stated above. Accompanies the low time of the month. Signifies the closing of the holiday season until New Year arrives, at which point some motivation will return in auspicious hopes for the next year.

"Man, now I have to wait a whole 'nother year 'till Christmas comes along again. More school. Christmaslessness sucks."
"Cheer up, time will go by really fast."

"What goes up, must come down. I guess Christmaslessness is inevitable."

Christmaslessness by khuh5968 December 26, 2008

Christmastache 

a lustrous mustache grown every year in celebration of the birth of christ.

Tommy's Christmastache is so boss this year!

Christmastache by Pastaaa October 4, 2011

christmasplex 

A psychological complex by which a person becomes overwhelmed by the holiday season.

Traveling home in busy airports give me a christmasplex.

Fuck it, I'm not going home this Christmas. I get a christmasplex when I'm around my parents for too long.

christmasplex by dqbhere November 18, 2013

christmastreeing 

when you randomly fill in answers on a multiple-choice test.

I don't know any of the answers, so I'm just christmastreeing this bitch!

christmastreeing by oh no it's not June 16, 2007