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christmas-treed

To fill in a test bubbling the answers randomly, like placing christmas bulbs on a tree, to guess because you don't know the answer or are to lazy to do it right.
I just christmas-treed the final exam because I always cut class and didn't know anything.
by paige dodge February 17, 2007
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Christmas-Treed

When you just put any thing on it.
Girl I Christmas-Treed that Art Quiz
by Kreme March 19, 2007
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Christmas-treed

Loading a shot gun with buckshot, slug, buckshot, slug
There is nothing better for home defense than a Christmas-treed shotgun.
by RJO1000 June 4, 2020
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Christmas Tree Passage

JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.
The "Christmas Tree Passage",

3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.

4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.
by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009
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San Francisco Christmas tree

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.
Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.
by ForearmDeep November 8, 2019
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Christmas Tree

An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).
We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
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Christmas Tree'd

1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.

2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.

3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.

Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor
Whomever wired this fusebox did a shoddy job, it's christmas tree'd together.
by DomPrice February 26, 2012
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