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Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo

A poop from South Park that will come to you on christmas eve if you eat fiber.
Mr. Hanky the christmas poop, small and brown and he comes form you.

Christmas Poop

The colossal poop you take after eating anything and everything in sight during Chistmas time. May be large and solid, or squirty and nasty, depending on the types and quantity of cheese.
J: How was your Christmas Poop?

A: So solid I wrapped it in toilet paper and left it underneath the tree.

Poop
Christmas Poop by CapFish91 March 1, 2017

Christmas poorness 

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor
Christmas poorness by Hot Poket April 21, 2018

poor kid's christmas

The feeling of euphoria one gets when broke and someone(i.e. parents relatives, friends etc.) let you forage in their fridge and cabinets.

most notable recipients are college kids and kids just graduated and living alone.
kid one:Dude! my mom just gave me a grip of left overs and canned shit.

kid two: Cool, sounds like poor kid's christmas!
poor kid's christmas by fxckface February 16, 2008

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time 

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.
Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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