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1. someone who is deprived of an average income or who is homeless

2. a put down

1. a homeless person or someone getting benifits

2. "you poorness" directed at a person

poorness by Trent January 5, 2004

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Christmas poorness

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor

This DAMN Christmas Poorness

Christmas poorness by Hot Poket April 21, 2018

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poopness

The state or condition of being poop.

The poopness of poop is cool and stuff.

poopness by Brave Sir Poop October 11, 2008

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Pooness

Mix between Poo and Penis. Great for insults!

Richard is a pooness

Pooness by Nakita Kaulitz October 1, 2014

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Poorfessional

An employed professional who lives paycheck to paycheck and probably knows a thing or two about credit cards.

It's hard to be a poorfessional because whenever you get a paycheck you have to spend it on bills.

Poorfessional by Marie Smithers November 27, 2013

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Poornesh

A loyal and a trustworthy person who is very passionate in whatever he/she does.

You gotta have the Poornesh in you.

Poornesh by rewrite your faith November 22, 2021

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Pooness

Female version of a "Poon". Known for maneating and severe promiscuous behaviour. Generally found in the North of the United Kingdom, the Pooness has been known to venture down South in an attempt to find fresh meat.

The Pooness

Pooness by WBarr November 6, 2010

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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