wankface

A wanker a person who can't get any who is also ugly

Do you know what you are dave? i'll tell you what you are, YOU ARE A WANKFACE

by Robin January 03, 2005

your ass is a verb

Combination of the phrase "your ass" and the slogan "verb, its what you do" thus meaning their ass is what you "do." Often used as an insult or inside joke.

Girl: <anything>
Boy: Your ass is a verb!! Oh!

by Robin September 03, 2008

choke hold

The act of imagining choking the hell out of someone you despise. An expression of frustration at someone who just royally pissed you off.

That asshole just cut me off! Choke hold!!!

by Robin January 06, 2004

cunt munching shit surfer

someone who muches on a cunt while trying to surf in their shit filled bog

a cunt munching shit surfer? now i've seen everything!

by Robin February 06, 2005

dick head

A British word which is used to describe a person who is rude and obnoxious.Most dick heads think that they are clever when they are far from it.

Look at that dick head over there.

What a bunch of dick heads that lot are.

by Robin November 11, 2004

history

something that chelsea fc do not have

CAAAAAREFREE wherever you may be
chelsea aint got no history

by Robin January 03, 2005

pob

afro or afro-shaped object

dude. check out his pob!

by Robin February 11, 2005