by Christmas Noob! December 26, 2006
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iβm smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
A type of noob, invading online games in large groups, appearing at Christmas morning. They are typically kids who just received the game as a Christmas present, skipped singleplayer/campaign, and went straight to multiplayer. Generally unskilled, prone to camping and getting shot, making them delicious targets in FPS.
Easily recognized, as most servers will fill up with players with the lowest rank / level.
Easily recognized, as most servers will fill up with players with the lowest rank / level.
by Jonny B. Good December 25, 2009
A person who has recieved a video game for Christmas, despite the fact that thousands of others already had the game. When they play they get their ass shat on. One can always tell a Christmas noob because 2 - 5 days after christmas, they're level of skill/rank is much lower than others'.
Wow, that kid just got raped, he must be a christmas noob.
How is that kid only a level 17?!?! Oh, wait...christmas noob.
How is that kid only a level 17?!?! Oh, wait...christmas noob.
by Strummer52 January 06, 2010
by bob the hitman dole December 27, 2010
A player who just got a certain game for Christmas. Mostly little kids who don't have enough money to buy it themselves or husbands being bought it by their wives. Christmas Noobs are easy prey for players who have owned it for a while and are a great way ahead of them and raise good players kill death ratio significantly.
by TheAlmightySpecter December 25, 2010
Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.
Me: oh boy itβs that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ainβt gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking
by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

