Chrisis 

(Noun) A crisis that befalls someone named Chris, usually due to lack of planning.

Rational thinker: Why did you fly to Finland on a one-way ticket without bringing a credit card to fly back?

Chris: Simple, I was drunk.

Random Finnish person: What a Chrisis!

Chrisis by mandawanda March 27, 2010

chrisis 

(noun) a crisis during december, essentially a festive meltdown

person 1: "I dont have enough money to get everyone Christmas presents"
person 2: "sounds like youre having a chrisis"

chrisis by TheSillyCow November 30, 2019

pain pill crisis 

Doctors Refuse to prescribe Needed pain pills, causing Millions of people to Suffer Needlessly! They claim they'll get in trouble for it~I call Bullshit on that!!!!

Our entire country is in a pain pill crisis & I sure hope someone does something to change this!!!!

pain pill crisis by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Never let a crisis... 

Never let a crisis... go to waste!
- Old leftist political saying.

The Chicago mayor said never let a crisis... go to waste!

Never let a crisis... by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Existential Crisis 

An "Existential Crisis" is when and individual person starts to question their entire existence and questioning if being alive even has a point or if it's all pointless. It also is hard to get out of because when you are debating if reality has a purpose it gets in the way of everyday things, like Making Cereal or Recording Videos or any sort of activity.

Existential Crisis's include the EXITING topics of...:
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence

Existential Crisis by X_Random_X October 25, 2015

chrissy wabi 

the morning after heavy binge drinking and drunk food you proceed to vomit on top of the enormous DADS (day after drinking shits) you just took.

Friend: did you see chrissy wabi last night?
Me: No but I just agressively wabi'd in the bathroom downstairs after thinking about her

chrissy wabi by Brian Hoff October 21, 2013

chrising 

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.

person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"

chrising by jamiecook December 7, 2012