Chorder 

Chorder (Ch-or-der); the cross between a check and a order.

WHEN THE BOYS IN DCC ARE COOKING UP SHOE PALACE AND SHOP UGLY KICKS WE ALL YELL "CHORDER"

Chorder by themanwithabalko May 1, 2021

Chorder 

This is shorthand for "chord order" when describing the chords and their position in a song. Cause why stutter your way through two iterations of the sound "ord"?

The chorder for More Than This by the 10,000 Maniacs is pretty simple: the main part just loops F#, B, G#m and C#.

Chorder by Photo-go-round March 23, 2008

Clampt Chowder 

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011

Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.

Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."

Chowder Cow by myno January 22, 2013

choderider 

A person who, in addition to burgling turds and being a dingleberry, enjoys riding on big fat beefy chodes.

Dev is such a motherfucking choderider he should seriously have to get a permit for that kind of choderiding.

choderider by sunnyfunnypunnylittlebunny March 21, 2017

Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Chowder cock

A thick hearty cock

Dayummm Mr Marcus got dat chowder cock

Chowder cock by George whos this January 9, 2014