Chodder

(slang) n. A penis of above average thickness.

You should have seen his chodder, Martha. I swear it was like a baby's arm clutching a sheep's heart.

by Naomi Onions May 6, 2009

Chodder

A rather large chunk of poo.

Jimmy flew a right chodder down the loo!

by acidic94 January 31, 2010

Chodder

A fat person

Bob is such a chodder!

by =-XoX-= November 28, 2011

chodder

A terrible spelling mistake made by a good friend of mine. Supposed to be "chowder".

ie: clam CHOWDER

Who wants some chodder?

by the magikal leprechaun August 30, 2005

Chodder

A woman who takes undue risks when it comes to men, especially, stupid risks

The rapist got acquitted because his wife is chodder

by Frogunderdog October 12, 2017

Clampt Chowder

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

by Summerbees November 3, 2011

Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.

Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."

by myno January 22, 2013