Chonder 

Useless talking among a group of friends. Usually when they are fucked up (High, Drunk, Tripping, etc.). Has no relevant meaning or any purpose, it’s just chonder.

Why is peter talking about whales with lasers attached to it?

He’s just speaking chonder.

Chonder by ~Samman September 19, 2019

chonder 

If something is is far away it can be said to be chonder. Can be used in the place of yonder. The opposite of here. Off in the distance.

I don't think that we are going to find any ducks here Daniel. They all seem to be over chonder.

chonder by Iain White July 26, 2006

chonder 

something that is absolutely huge can be referred to as chonder

That guys dick last night was absolutely Chonder

chonder by Lamonator December 20, 2004

chonder 

can be used instead of yonder, tells that something is far away

man 1: yo, wanna head to the beach later?
man 2: nah, that’s way down chonder

chonder by Vagipeenooty March 6, 2022

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

Chonder Kilos by Rizwich September 24, 2012

Chundertwat 

A woman who's vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.

Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:

Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).

James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!

Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!

James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!

Chundertwat by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

Clampt Chowder 

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011