by myno February 24, 2013
Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.
by myno January 22, 2013
Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.
by myno April 05, 2015