choder

a short fat penis

by carolyn January 03, 2003

Choder

A penis that is Wider than it is tall.

Dude, look at that choder! its wider than it is tall!

by BENJ AMRSHALL March 09, 2004

Choder

A chode boner

“I pulled down his pants last night and he totally had a choder!”

by TheOGBojangles September 18, 2018

choderant

a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.

He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.

by Steve Holt March 16, 2005

Choder

A person who is short, fat and a dick head.

My boss is such a choder, he's probably fatter than he is wide.

by freedogger March 19, 2010

CHODER

An offensive term used for someone with a shortcoming or disability that overcompensates for their lack of fuctional use for society (i.e. a pigeon-toed little person with a Napoleon complex).

Jon: "Why is Derrick acting like such a prick today?"

Albert: "I dunno. But corporate was here last week and chewed him out pretty good."

Jon: "Still...that's not a good enough reason to be a choder about it."

by crawl-bavk January 12, 2016

Chodering

When someone freezes their poo, aka the choder, and uses it like a dildo, usually on themselves.
Choder, or Chode: the frozen poo.
Choderer: the person doing the deed.

1.Im gonna have a good chode tonight!
2.Anyone up for a good chodering?

by Puketaha September 13, 2007