Choptopus
My main sneaky link in the roster is my choptopus…yeah she may be chopped shyt but at the same time she my favorite eater I mean the absolute throat goat so she makes up for it fr
Choptopus by Daddy's Patties May 17, 2025
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coctopus ratio
Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.
coctopus ratio by Rosegger January 17, 2008
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Choptopus • Choctopus • coctopus • Choptimus Prime • Chintopus • Chocopussylingus • coctopus ratio • coctopuss • coctopussy • croctopus
coctopuss
coctopuss by John and Aaron November 23, 2011
Chocopussylingus
The act of inserting a chocolate item such as a Creme Egg or Malteser into a woman's vagina, then letting it melt a bit and licking out the contents. Very pleasureable act for both partners.
Kesh just performed chocopussylingus and gave Sue an amazing orgasm by licking a melted chocolate from her pussy. His face was covered in chocolate and cum.
Chocopussylingus by smashy11 February 11, 2009
croctopus
A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
croctopus by Crunchyness July 2, 2009
Chintopus
1. (n.) The nasty stage in beard growing where the hair on your chin is too long to be stubble but too short to be a goatee, thus creating a look of a 'tentacle' covered chin.
2. (n.) What happens when dumbass adolescents dont shave. Several gross hair 'tentacles' sprout and thus, chintopus. Similar to peach fuzz.
3. (n.) Someone with an octopus on their chin.
2. (n.) What happens when dumbass adolescents dont shave. Several gross hair 'tentacles' sprout and thus, chintopus. Similar to peach fuzz.
3. (n.) Someone with an octopus on their chin.
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