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Chintopus 

1. (n.) The nasty stage in beard growing where the hair on your chin is too long to be stubble but too short to be a goatee, thus creating a look of a 'tentacle' covered chin.
2. (n.) What happens when dumbass adolescents dont shave. Several gross hair 'tentacles' sprout and thus, chintopus. Similar to peach fuzz.
3. (n.) Someone with an octopus on their chin.
Bob: "Hey check out my beard!"
Rob: "That ain't a beard, now go shave that gross chintopus before anybody sees you."
Chintopus by J.Ham November 4, 2009
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Cuntopus 

A more intense cunt kinda like an evolved pokemon.
"Okay Brian, Priority 1, I got to get this cuntopus to let me into Math Class."
Cuntopus by thekandymon February 5, 2012

clintonpus 

Short for Clintonius Pussus. Unequaled in the annals of medical or political history, this man-tenticle hybrid overcame nearly unsurmountable barriers of racial and species-based descrimination to take his rightful place at the head of the italian mafia.
The day before his second god-child's christening, clintonpus stubbed his tentacle on a chair.

Clintonpus worked tirelessly to promote education about and prevent the spread of TTD's (Tenticly Transmitted Diseases).

Despite occasional inkings, clintonpus inspired admiration in many and fear in his opponents.

At the inaugural swearing in ceremony clintonpus grasped a bible in one tenticle while using four others to simultaneously play the national anthem on a guitar and waving the american flag.

Clintorus 

Description of someone who thinks more highly of themselves than any other person ever could and supercedes any form of extra terrestrial life's intelligence. Normally found with a block head, and a inverted penis, commonly mistaken as a tail.
"What the hell, did you just see that Clintorus?
Clintorus by FischerBoom April 28, 2010
Kristi Anus. Commonly refered to as a large gaping hole. Very Large. Abnormally.
I want to have sex with Kristis Choctopus!

Chintoles 

A derivative of "chingado," a slang word of expression only utilized in Mexico, which is a milder form of an expression equivalent to "fuck" or "shit" and can be used around children.
"Chintoles, ya no tengo mas calzones limpios!"

"Chintoles, I don't have any more clean underwear!"
Chintoles by Maritza Soto November 27, 2017

chingoputamadral

A Mexican vulgarity that describes an extremely large quantity or intensity. A concatenation of chingo ("a lot"), puta ("whore") and madre ("mother") with suffix "-al".
"Tengo un chingoputamadral de chamba wey." (I've got hella work to do dude)