Choctopus

Kristi Anus. Commonly refered to as a large gaping hole. Very Large. Abnormally.

I want to have sex with Kristis Choctopus!

by fdsakjadfsdfsjadfsjfdsakjfadsj August 10, 2010

coctopus ratio

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

by Rosegger January 17, 2008

cocktopus

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.

Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!

by silkpouch September 22, 2007

cocktopussy

A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.

Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).

by silkpouch September 22, 2007

coctopuss

the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.

Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?

by John and Aaron November 23, 2011

Choctopper

Often, but not always of the baby boomer generation, a choctopper is anyone who has destroyed the opportunities for the younger generations of the world through their contribution to climate change, environmental degradation a decreasing opportunity to enter the real estate market, over casualalition of the workforce, right wing political views, racism, sexism, homophobia etc and for some unknown reason is eligible and entitled for a free choc top at the Edge Cinema, Katoomba every Monday morning.
Choctoppers are known to attend fancy art auctions and bid on expensive peices of art that they don't understand, then invite their neighbour to come and see it. (*Their neighbour works four jobs at minimum wage to pay off their uni debt and feed their children whilst living in unstable housing and surviving on mi goreng noodles, but nods and smiles when they see the art, because choctoppers are renowned for being easily offended and may call the local council and complain about their bins or dogs or general existence if they don't abide)

"That fucking choctopper only uses their holiday house one weekend a year while struggling families can't find a rental property"
"Fucking choctoppers, You don't need one item per bag! "
"God dammit, you choctopper, why are you watering your grass?
"Oi! It's OK, all sorted, I've borrowed my mum's ladder, fucking choctoppers, of course they own ladders. For their houses. That they own outright. Unlike us. Ever.... bloody choctoppers.

by Photomofobm April 5, 2018

Chocopussylingus

The act of inserting a chocolate item such as a Creme Egg or Malteser into a woman's vagina, then letting it melt a bit and licking out the contents. Very pleasureable act for both partners.

Kesh just performed chocopussylingus and gave Sue an amazing orgasm by licking a melted chocolate from her pussy. His face was covered in chocolate and cum.

by smashy11 February 11, 2009