Chodess 

The female equivalent of a "Chode". An undesirable woman, usually one that attends local clubs/bars/venues attempting to get laid.

I can't believe that chodess at the end of the bar is hitting on me, she looks like a zombie Margaret Thatcher.

Chodess by BlackJesus1449 January 8, 2020

Chodess 

A chodess is when a girls vagina is twice the size of a mans chod horizontally and vertically.

Girl 1- my chodess hurts so bad I could just lick a toe
Girl 2- wtf is a chodess and why do you have 2 butts?
Girl 1- that’s not a but it’s a Chodess!

Chodess by Opap September 15, 2021

chodester 

a fan of cody ko

im a total chodester. i love cody

chodester by leniew May 3, 2019

chodesweat

The perspiration that forms on a democrat's brow when they are expected to tell the truth.

1. Obama was dripping with chodesweat when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.
2. Hillary Clinton was really chodesweating when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.

chodesweat by That's the guy December 31, 2013

Chodest Chode

A chode that is so short and wide that it is the chodest of chodes.

"Whoa, Lance has the Chodest Chode I've ever seen!"

Chodest Chode by PapaFrank October 28, 2018

Chodesia

Chodesia (cho-dee-zhuh) Noun, Origin: Latin

Dried up taint juice along the choda including the back side of a formerly sweaty sack.

Chodesia is often wasted during the bathing process. It is best used when wiped along a female's leg for example leaving a colorless streak of fine fragrance similar to perfume.

After spending the afternoon brewing up a fresh batch of chodesia I wiped it on your mom's leg last night while snuggling.

Chodesia by Joe B. Black June 18, 2009

Chodesmas 

A day of humbuggery, weed smoking and heavy consumption of meats and cheeses. Chinese food is the traditional food of Chodesmas and rum is the traditional drink. Chodesmas should be celebrated with slutty Craigslist women who play the part of frisky elves. Pajama pants and ridiculous sweaters are traditional Chodesmas garb and many like to celebrate Chodesmas by watching bootleg TV shows on the internets or partaking in holiday dickings. It is a day of nonsense and shenanigans celebrated in Southern Indiana and parts of Kentucky on Dec. 25. Its origins are unknown.

Frank: "Merry Chodesmas!"

Joe: "You mean Christmas?"

Frank: "No, Chodesmas." "It is celebrated with meats and cheeses and scandalous internet women." "Lots of rum and weed is is consumed and their is much frolicking and merriment."

Joe: "Merry Chodesmas motherfucker!"

Chodesmas by Vinnieguggs December 29, 2011