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chodeseph 

A word that can be used as a term for a close friend, sort of like 'homie'
What the fuck's up, chodeseph!
chodeseph by Quiet Robert December 4, 2004
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Chodeseph 

A Russian word that means A retard with a tiny penis with a mole next to his dick
Jo is chodeseph
Chodeseph by Thenator March 8, 2019

cheesephyxiation 

The inability to breathe due to over indulgence with cheese, particularly "goat" gouda. However, this condition has been noted to occur after ingestion of any type of amazing European cheese. Symptoms include sudden memory lapse such as forgetting your name, incessant craving for more cheese and psychosis that manifests in a renewed outlook in life. Cheesephyxiated individuals often say, "This-is-the best-cheese-i've-ever-eaten-in-my-life!!!"
Oh man! I think I'm suffering from cheesephyxiation!

chodephobic 

One who has a phobia of chode. One who is not comportable around or with a chode. One who is scared shitless of chode or thiks it's sick as fuck.
Toni is chodephobic, everytime she sees a chode she runs away.

Rady is also chodephobic, he's never seen one and doesnt want to see one but thinks is nasty as hell.
chodephobic by Rady January 2, 2005

Chodephile 

Pronounced: Cho-der-file

Some who is a Chode (a small, fat person) and who is also similar to a paedophile because they annoy little children, or yourself and friends.
Used well when linked with omgzilla (See Example)
Glen: Hey, Can I play football with you?
Dave: Sorry Dude, There's too many playing at the moment.
Glen: Fine, I'll go play with those little kids instead!
Ryan: OMGZILLA! What a Chodephile!
Chodephile by Buddha7 September 18, 2007

Chodesap 

a term used to describe someone who is obsessed with ex-girlfriends.
Nick is a Chodesap and can't keep her name out of his mouth.
Chodesap by KarmaDude October 21, 2011

cheesephyxia 

1. To choke from eating too much cheese

2. You pigged out on cheese and now you can't breathe

3. If you don't like cheese then you will never understand
A: Geez! That girl in the party looked like she's never seen cheese in her entire life! She's totes stuffing her plate with all that cheese.

B: She better be careful or she'll be suffering from cheesephyxia.
cheesephyxia by trustedscientist October 14, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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